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1.
A synonym for 'dessert'
The hottest person who lives on the planet!
Something you really want to have

but you can't...
I want some Toet, cuz, she's hot!
What's our toet? A pie
by poooooltje June 11, 2009
 
2.
short word for totally, yes and of course.
hey bro! we should toets hang out sometime.
by morganmorgan April 14, 2011