Top Deck Trick

The cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. Often failing causing the driver to throw you off. This is often done by teenagers and pissed up nobheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.

" Aww fuckin ell Dave its miles home and i`m brassic" "Its allreet Kev we`ll do the top deck trick" Bang on Dave!

Top Deck Trick by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

top deck dump by Telephony January 5, 2011

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

top deck dump by Telephony January 5, 2011

Top-decking 

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

Top-decking by bromp May 15, 2008

top decker 

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.

I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.

top decker by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position

Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin by Nicegary February 14, 2017

top deck 

Verb: "to top deck".

To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.

The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.

"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"

"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."

top deck by Top Decker July 20, 2008