3 definitions by Squealpiggy

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A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005

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A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".
If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.
by Squealpiggy September 15, 2005

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A purveyor of shite.

From Hawk: To aggressively sell.
Tell those shitehawks I'm not buying whatever it is they're selling.
by Squealpiggy September 17, 2005

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