Toot is the noise made when a person blows their car horn
Many motorists give a toot on the horn, and wave of the hand, when driving through a main street in a country market town if they spot a friend.
by St. Ias October 26, 2005
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A slang word for flatulance. Is mostly used by mothers of toddlers or young children, chicago gangsters of the '20's, and Cleopatra when adressing Julius Caesar's farts as they sounded that of a fog horn.
"Oh no! Johnny didn't just toot he went boom-boom in his diaper," said soccer mom Jill to soccer mom Rachel.
by Oedipus-Rex July 1, 2011
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A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".
I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.
by Kailie April 27, 2004
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A gaseous discharge consisting of methane and hydrogen sulfide that when expelled, produced a sound like that of a horn.
Do you really need an example? Well, ok.
/leans...*HOOOOOONK!*
by BlastMaster September 22, 2003
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Me: damn Ma you’re mad toots
Her: I’ve been doing my squats
by ElPolloGuisado May 23, 2019
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The guy on the server who is online the most, who speedruns to MEE6 Level bot faster than light, also a nice person.
Likes to eat ramen with badgers inside his house while in a tent.
Person 1: Did you hear, Toot crossed level 50 again.
Person 2: I'm surprised it took him this long.
by TheCoolerGodzilla May 21, 2021
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