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A joint of cannabis, grass or hash
Would you be up for a toot later on?

We just chilled out in my house and had a few toots.
by Mossticles September 11, 2007
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toot
the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
by Anonymous October 01, 2003
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A term meaning "let's get high."
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Lets play a movie on that toots forehead, its like a drive in movie theater.
by David Fukushima March 20, 2004
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A substantive reward given to a sexual partner usually in the form of an illicit drug.
She let me know she had standards when she whispered in my ear "No root, No toot".
by Michael L Herlihy March 01, 2008
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One of the many words to describe Whitney. Her face is cute, she has beautiful eyes and pa-oofy lips that you just want to kiss all over. Her hugs are the warmest and most comfortable you will ever have. Her hair is the nicest and you just want to run your fingers through it all the time. She's really nice and considerate and loving towards her family and loved ones, especially her Charlie.
Person 1: "Omg that looks like Whitney!"

Person 2: "That's because it is"

Person 1: "You'll never be as toot as Whitney"

Person 2: "Yea...she's just too toot!"
by Chawy October 12, 2011
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A much more politer version of the word fuck.
Used for expressing anger,shock etc.
Can be used around authorative figures
Person A:Did you hear?
Person B:No,what?
Person A:XXX Concert is cancelled and there's no refund for tickets
Person B:TOOT!!!!

Wrong usage:

Person A:Hey,I wanna toot you
Person B:No way
Person A:Darn!
by boogpsecretagent October 03, 2009
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