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Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!
by -Al- May 07, 2008
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Toot:
1)Slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)To bounce your butt up and down during sexual intercourse
5)To snort powdery illegal drugs
1)Frank's toot smelled really bad.
2)Frank let out a really loud toot.
3)Frank's toot is plugged.
4)Francis toot toot real good last night.
5)Frank can toot like nobody's buisness!
by ~Keyona January 09, 2004
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sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat
Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!
by BiGr March 03, 2005
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Another word for fart.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
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geordie word for cocaine
giz a line of toot
by geordie October 24, 2003
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An unintentional and embarassingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.
Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Haha*toot*ha...ha...hahahaha!!!
by fatcroot September 23, 2009
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Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".
I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.
by veghead July 03, 2009
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