tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
by John June 17, 2006
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one who edits for this site
editor, your a tool.
by UrbanDictionary50000000 August 29, 2006
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one who is unaware of how lame he truly is. he thinks that others love him when in fact, if they could kill one person it would be him. this person usually is very condecending to others and has a tendency to be a stalker. Usually named Garrett.
Garrett thinks he is a badass when in fact he is a tool.
by tabitha1023 September 18, 2006
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someone that tries too hard.. a person that tries to act cool for attention. someone like Paris Hilton.
look at that guy showing off his cheap new phone. what a tool
by armochick91 August 13, 2008
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Someone who, in a wanton nature, follows the status quo without question; even if the result of their actions undermine their character (or lack thereof).
The police officer was such a tool, he gave me a ticket for going 36 in a 35. He said, "Breaking the law is breaking the law".
by masterofsleep May 03, 2015
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a complete bro. hes a boss and the tools in his/hers toolshed dont agree with him/her. (vicki)
Aqeel is such a tool and his tools don't agree.
by aqeelisaboss July 05, 2011
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A person who everyone hates. What is a tool? Tools are people who receives their personality traits form watching a shit ton of Disney channel. They basically act like the stereotypical Mormon. Their name came about by the fact that you can easily manipulate these people into doing some shit like giving you money, car, a fucking blow job etc. You probably want to tell this guy to go jack somewhere else but ypu just can't, something is holding you back. These people are extremely peppy to the point where it's fucking disturbing. Listen, be a pretty decent guy/gal and just ignore these people. Quick PSA.
Aaron: Hey.
Jerad: Hey...... aw shit, here comes that tool
Tool" Hey guys, are you having fun Cause I sure am!
Just be a decent person and just ignore them.
by Mr.Big dick Jones January 25, 2016
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