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aka a Curnock. A person (usually male) who hides his feelings by acting like a complete dick'ed or 'tool'. He will happily abuse and insult his friends by doing stupid, immature impressions of them - but using the same voice and facial expression for each person. He is also known for agreeing to do something or go somewhere, but then jibbing it at the last minute - leaving the other person/people hanging.
Hey look who's doing an impression of you on the bus again... what a tool!
by BT.MASSIVE September 16, 2010
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The word "tool" may be used as an insult, describing someone who is being manipulated without their knowledge - implying they are naïve and ignorant.
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A person (usually male) that displays/shows off talent of no value, like bragging about how many hot wings they can eat. A tool may find themselves looking more stupid or gay trying to prove their manliness.
If challenged of his grinding skills, the tool may succumb to grinding against another man if promised "the shiznit award" or "Super dank shizzle biznatch award" and the validation from bi-standers that he is in fact manly.
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Anyone that says "bro code"
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Someone who isnt liked and has no friends and trys to spit game and trys to be cool
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A guy who pops his collar, goes tanning, and wears shirts five sizes too small. Very often, they can be found sporting growing-up-Gotti haircuts with pencil thin facial hair to match. Most of these guys prefer to drive a hot car, one that equally shallow girls will swoon over. They also prefer to listen to bad music.
"Get a load of that tool over there with the pink shirt and yellow Live Strong bracelet!"
by Jonathanagan April 29, 2008
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weaponry.
i aint going out if i aint got no tools!!
by buzzingtons June 05, 2009
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