tootes 

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

tootes by The Archaic Millenial November 16, 2018

Teve Torbes

In a very funny SNL skit, Steve Forbes (played by himself) is alleged by a news anchor to have been the author of yet another anonymous book on Washington Politics. With great hilarity, Steve Forbes denies having written the book, even though one quote from the book says, "Teve Torbes definately has is going on!".

In common parlance, one might say, "Man, I know it was you Teve Torbes", alluding to the skit and pointing out the obvious truth that it was the man in question though he denies it, perhaps comically.

Teve Torbes by Jack P. Jones September 30, 2006

Tobese 

A person with the name Tobi, Tobias, or something similar and is un-usually chubby and large, or is thin and complains about being fat.

Guy #1 "hey tobi"
Guy #2 "go away i'm fat" (not actually fat)
Guy #1 "fine... tobese"
Guy #2 *runs away and eats*

Tobese by riverfooled February 27, 2009

toolessness 

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

toolessness by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

toobis 

A fucktard who carries opinions regarded as fucktarded beyond any human norm, often discrimitory, offensive, and petty.
Example - discriminating against the elderly, proclaiming that 9/11 was planned by the US government.
Pl. Toobii.

Damn, why do you have to be such a toobis?

toobis by Rabbit July 20, 2004

Toober 

The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.

That's the 7th and final time that toober grenade launches me! *BOOM* AHHHHH!

Toober by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010

Toebese 

Someone's toes that are unusually large!

I can't believe she is wearing those open toe shoes, her foot is toebese!!!

Toebese by Anal Executioner December 29, 2007