tong head Share definition Flag Someone who was pulled out of his mothers vagina with tongs at birth and still has the impressions on his head, or just a nice derogatory name to call someone you dont like. Hey Jesse, you're being a real tonghead. tong head by Krisoff July 24, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the tong head mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch