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call to worship 

NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'
all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'

upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!

I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . . 

The greatest quote ever made . . . . M.L King

It was made popular by Linkin Parks 'A Thousand Suns' album (Track 11)

Check below for the full excerpt . . .
I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight because my conscience leaves me no other choice. .

A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war: "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into veins of people nomally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

Beyond Vietnam: A Time to Break the Silence by Rev. Martin Luther King

4 April 1967

The godly people who worshipped gods who required spleen juice to remain godly 

1)These are people who worshipped godly gods who required spleen jiuce to stay godly. See Also ilge.

2)not a proper subject for a history report/project/paper/test/essay/quiz/or anyother kind of assignment involving accurate information.
Man you are such a godly person who worships gods who require spleen juice to stay godly.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026