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like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

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Being tasked with doing something impossible
"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."
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how to pick up a blue chair off the ground 

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A video by alantutorial which is incredibly helpful,go and try its simple and useful!
Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
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Loser Gets to Pick Up

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What you say to the winner of a board game when they are celebrating right before you walk away.
Carolyn: I won! In your face!

You: Whatever, loser gets to pick up. *walks away*
Loser Gets to Pick Up by Plaid Drapes January 21, 2014
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Went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic 

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When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.
Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today
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Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc. 

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Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.
Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.
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<I, <She Gets To These Nuts Like The sunflower Deed <A Plantain's Lanced Vagina For Buying A Cellphone To Solely Pick Up Women>, I> 

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<I, <She Gets To These Nuts Like The sunflower Deed <A Plantain's Lanced Vagina For Buying A Cellphone To Solely Pick Up Women>, I>
<I, <She Gets To These Nuts Like The sunflower Deed <A Plantain's Lanced Vagina For Buying A Cellphone To Solely Pick Up Women>, I>
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