flight to kali

secret code for the smoking of marijuana

hey ashlyn, would you like to go on a flight to kali after school?
Of course i would CJ, but dont invtite angela cause shes a jerk.

flight to kali by cj beeler February 19, 2008

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add bacon to my kale salad

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.

Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

add bacon to my kale salad by Mollex February 24, 2021

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flight to kali • add bacon to my kale salad • tokala • Tokaling • TO • to be • to the max • To Kill a Mocking Bird • To Be Fair • To the Moon

tokala

A mature role model that knows how to lead a situation. Does not focus on the present but knows where the future will lead them. Very good looking with a nice laid backed personality. This person is always known when they are in your proximity. That is how large their presence is known, whether intimidating or inspiring.

Man last night I was about to be peer pressured into smoking but Tokala reassured me that, that is something I will never HAVE to do. It's always good to have Tokala around.

tokala by Qui Gon Jinn December 17, 2016

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Tokaling

It's like ur tokin on a Mexicans joint but ur really choking on a Mexicans peepee

Ting ting Would you please tokaling on me pee pee

Tokaling by Tokaling December 3, 2022

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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