to have a borkai 

Participate in a modestly budgeted, cocaine fueled orgy on a rented yacht, blasting trashy Eastern European party music, where the hookers are reimbursed from EU funds.

Dude, you really should try to have a borkai sometime. I had one in the weekend, and man it was a blast!

to have a borkai by yayvideogames October 7, 2019

to have a szájer 

Crawling down on a gutter in underpants during a police raid, after escaping from a gay gang bang party, with extasy in the backpack, following a hard day work in the European Parliament.

Bro, you really should try to have a szájer sometime, when you are in Brussels. I had one in the weekend, and man it was a blast!

to have a szájer by gutbesserfetter December 2, 2020

to have a thing 

To be basically dating but you not "dating"

"We hang out and like eachother but arent official"
"Oh so yall have a thing"
"Ya we are just going to have a thing, not date"

to have a thing by ..; April 5, 2015

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

to have a roo loose in the top paddock by MrKapper July 10, 2006

to have a parsnip 

Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement

1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?

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to have a parsnip by JJars August 19, 2009

to have a cow

inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.

1a. "When my sister found me screwing her friend Becky on her bed, she had a cow."

1b. "Is she kissing him dude? I'm about to bash his &*%ing face in!"
"Don't have a cow man. Let the slore ride."

to have a cow by redgyul September 24, 2004

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget 

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget by Shawn B. January 15, 2007