The following rules apply to pirate road trips:
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
Like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. A single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.
"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."
*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*
a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen
Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers
"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."
|4.||dirty smell pirate hooker|
Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".
you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????
|5.||yah boo sucks to you|
Used to show you have no sympathy towards someone. Also can be used to the same affect as 'So there'
Person 1: My cat died today *sob*
Person 2: Aaahh, yah boo sucks to you
Person 1: I don't want to watch Dr Who
Person 2: Well we're watching it anyway, so yah boo sucks to you
When a woman is giving a man a blow job until he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing her to cover her eye (like an eye patch) Then kicks her in the shin resulting in her hopping on one leg (as if she has a wooden leg), and screaming arrrr like a pirate.
I am going to pirate my girl tonight, she didn't cook me dinner.
An emoticon or "smily" which is used on a message board to show others that your post was sarcastic. Also referred to as jimlad. Popularized by SeattleClone, a member Cyclone Fanatic (a well-known message board for fans of Iowa State University).
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Poster 1: I hope Harrison Barnes doesn't come here!
Poster 2: I hope you meant to put a sarcasm pirate on that because if you didn't, you are an idiot!