shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.

Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!

by ZaneyBoi May 14, 2008

Big Slick Himself

Big Slick Himself, or BSH, is a young tycoon who specializes in business. BSH is an American icon and has been recognized as such in several countries. Do You know BSH?

I saw Big Slick Himself at the mall the other day, he was shopping for new Armani suits and was driving his new Lamborghini.

by I'm Him July 20, 2008

sir shits himself

Steve Timmons is Sir Shits A Lot

Sir Shits A Lot has done it again.

by Dick Anus September 27, 2004

cannot think for himself

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.

Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

sir shits himself

in addition, you must wear someone else's dirty, jizzy pants all night after. after that mission complete.

no comment............

by Dirty Dirty Man April 16, 2005

that kid that killed himself

Jamie Scott

Jamie Scott is that kid that killed himself

by Delita Heiral August 27, 2008

He turned himself into a pickle

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person LB: And... He turned himself into a pickle.
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person DrH: Wubba lubba dub dub!

by LittleRossana July 5, 2020