And then he turned the gun on himself

A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.

Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.

by Nickola1 October 21, 2010

neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

by Polish Sausage August 27, 2007

Epstein didn't kill himself

Means the same thing as "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 27, 2022

More Evil Than Satan Himself

In 1999 and 2000, there was a google bombing of Microsoft, when you searched More Evil Than Satan Himself, the first page brought you to the Microsoft homepage. Also, in the MSN UK Beta Search, when you searched More Evil Than Satan, it brought you to google.com

Microsoft is more evil than Satan himself!

by Zenith Xan December 21, 2004

15 Rounds With Rocky Himself

Be in a fight and getting the shit knocked out of you

Man, you look horrible it looks like you went 15 rounds with rocky himself

by Alpha Dog 666 August 3, 2008

epstein didn't kill himself

You thought I was gonna put the same thing here right welll no. This is a bail and switch meme read more for more info duh

epstein didn't kill himself
Well i was gonna put it here since it doesn't appear on the search.

by iliekmaymays January 15, 2020

Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

by Informerer December 13, 2008