TurdBerries 

Another name for the chunk(s) ventilated out of our bodies bottom gap hole.

It can also be said in the term of a cover up for a swearword when needing to exhaust an infuriational comment.

(After toilet evacuating) What was that honeybuns? I was pushing out my turdberries for you to clean up as I misfired my shots into the bog.

Ohhh Turdberries, you saw the diabolical trap I set for your demise.

TurdBerries by SquirrelPower October 9, 2008

Tardberry 

Tardberry is very similar to the definition of an itard.

When someone has purchased a device because its the 'in thing' or they have friends who have one and have no clue how to use the device or what it actually does.

Slight snipe on the term retard except the only excuse for being a Tardberry is of actual ignorance and natural born stupidity

Someone with a zero IQ with a blackberry who clearly is incapable of helping themselves or learning anything via trial and error.

Someone who buys the device without actually knowing what it is or how to use it, normally struggles with reading and writing as well

One of the prime examples of a Tardberry is a wanna be gangster as they like the instant messaging ability and keyboard for fast 'kill' or 'pizza order' requests to mummykins

Tardberry by klansimpson October 19, 2010

Turnberry Shuffle

When you get to a red light that takes forever to change green forcing you to make a right turn then a u-turn to avoid it. The maneuver was created by a balding, middle-aged man frustrated with living in the Ternberry gated community in an unknown city and state. It has been said that nobody gave a shit about Ternberry, not even the assholes who programmed the traffic light to exit the community and make a left turn.

The maneuver is performed in the following method:

1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.

A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.

For fucks' sake Sarah, perform the Turnberry Shuffle at this light, it will take for fucking ever for it to change for us!

Turnberry Shuffle by Dr.FartScientist December 11, 2018

Tornberry 

A user who has been in the internet scene for nearly a decade as of today (May 8th, 2005). He

uses a consistent name throughout, thus he is easily identifiable no matter where you may look on

the internet.

Some may find offense to his witty remarks and plethora of crass and upfront sarcasm; however, this

does not phase his character in the least bit. Just like his name, he stays true to his persona,

regardless of the circumstances.

A "Jack of no trades", he holds average skills spread throughout the spectrum and he will use

whatever power he has to help others, unlike the majority of holier-than-thou administrators and

operators. It's not the size of your E-penis that counts, after all. Since Tornberry is not a

phony or a fraud, one can trust him. Don't let his childlike personality fool you.

Tornberry can be found on various message boards and on certain channels and networks on IRC,

such as irc.Rizon.org.

Did I mention he's really kick-ass and awesome? Don't believe me? Well, then check out his IRC

conversations: http://www.livejournal.com/~tornberry

-This unbiased UrbanDictionary entry was submitted by yours truly, Tornberry.

Generic User: Tornberry, why are you so kick-ass?

Tornberry: Good question.

Tornberry: I think it's because I'm awesome.

Tornberry by Tornberry July 18, 2008

Turdberry 

A Blackberry that has taken a dip in the john.

By dropping your Blackberry into the John the transformation to Turdberry is complete.

Turdberry by dangerous engineer May 29, 2009

tingberry

Noun

Article(s) of property which are the target of appropriation during a robbery or other scam.

Verb

A Robbery or other scam, an event

Noun
Ex. 1 " Drop those tingberries boy, fore' I blast you in half"

Ex. 2 " First we get the cash, then we get the tingberries"

Verb

Ex.1 "Last night we pulled off the dirtiest tingberry"

tingberry by Bigcat24601 October 28, 2010