verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....
Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.

Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
by Botski December 24, 2014
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Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.
Oh Man, I found Darth Vader really attractive last night, I must have been so Timmed
by boove June 13, 2011
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To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.
Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.
by Maddmunkey September 4, 2015
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When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.
Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!
by Trevortimm June 7, 2022
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See jewed. Hey, sorry, it was a cheap move, I just timmed you. Taran Gilstrap, is nice. Sorry for bing a total jew.

Do not use the same play over and over again at Madden 10, otherwise you are a tim.
We just got "Timmed". It was gay. Nobody wants to get "timmed" but it happens.

Don't get "timmed"
by biganglefan November 12, 2009
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A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.

If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.
Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."
by Stu + Amy March 14, 2011
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He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!
The Tim-tim is a real pimp
by not me May 10, 2003
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