timelexia

(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.

Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia

timelexia by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008

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Timleepic

A very cool and funny person

“Timleepic is so funny”

Timleepic by Skipsqueak November 24, 2021

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timelexia • Timleepic • titlexic • Typelexic

Typelexic

A typing form of dyslexia . happens when typing too fast .

Typelexic is when you type ahve instead of have etc

Typelexic by Deke greenwich May 6, 2009

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titlexic

A humorous condition where an individual can’t help but engage in actions that perpetuate the chaos of titlexia, often requiring both patience and laughter to cope.

Pratik's titlexic tendencies are on full display today. He reached out for the right boob at the party... and grabbed the left one instead. We tried to help him, but I think he's beyond saving at this point.

titlexic by hitman#47 February 16, 2025

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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