timber

Homosexual.

Justin Timberlake is sooo timber!

by Word up October 16, 2003

timber

stage nickname of super-star prodcer timbaland

timbaland can spank any other producer, except Dre, becuase even he can't step to the Westside

by boom boom b August 23, 2004

Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 5, 2013

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011

Timber

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.

Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.

by Richard McStuffins June 17, 2019

Timber

What you yell when it's going down.

"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."

by CrabbySparkles October 21, 2013

Timber

Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.

‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 November 22, 2018