9 definitions by Richard McStuffins

A type of Correctional Officer that is all talk and hides in the Office. Usually has a perch in a window that is visible to supervisors. Usually a cunt. Is probably good at sucking dick too.
See that guard over there he is a Hambright
by Richard McStuffins December 4, 2020
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It is a type of bowel movement that is usually caused by over consuming alcohol. It has the consistency of water and smells like hell. It is also refered to as peeing out your butt.
Man #1 "Bro I was out drinking last night and today all I have been doing is taking a giessner"

Man #2 " well maybe you should drink all the time dipshit"
by Richard McStuffins June 17, 2019
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The 5th dimension of hell, A small mountain town that consumes the soul day by day. A place where you do not lose your wife you just lose your turn.
I will go anywhere in the state but don't send me to susanville.
by Richard McStuffins June 17, 2019
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C.O.X, Pronounced (See O X) is a man that is Eskimo brothers with half the town of Susanville, also has a obsession with drawing "veiners" or dicks everywhere he goes. Can also be a female but none have been observed yet in the wild.
Oh look C.O.X is at it again, yeah at least he didn't draw a dick on the bosses chair again.
by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021
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Jodoin is the act of walking in on a buddy with his pants down completely going to town on himself, and you lock eyes with him and continue to watch until he finishes. His spooge is now on your soul.
Did you hear that David Jodoined Ricardo? He didn’t leave until he finished. That shit is stuck to his soul now.
by Richard McStuffins January 3, 2023
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Is the act of getting your ass beat in a jack in the box and the manager of jack in the box has to save your life.
Oh, look at that Alkire, that manager is only 4 feet tall and saved him.
by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021
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Deever (Noun) it is a type of person that is so fucked up that you wonder how they have lived as long as they have. They frustrate everyone around them and make people want to hurt people. It is the type of person you can’t trust with a paper clip because they are so dumb they would probability stab themselves in the eye.
Dude why did you let Deever drive the truck you know he is going to crash, the last time he sat on the stick shift.
by Richard McStuffins December 21, 2022
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