tightey-whiteys 

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

tightey-whiteys by kenyon December 12, 2003

tightey-whiteys 

briefs (as opposed to boxers)

"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."

tightey-whiteys by lauren August 31, 2003

tightey-whiteys 

The terrible default men's underwear bestowed from boyhood; generally bearing illustrations of Spiderman, Skeletor, Power Rangers, and the like, when first introduced, but eventually losing their distinct markings, prior to adolescence, in favor of brownish/reddish/yellowish stains fore and aft.

I friggin' hate tightey-whiteys. Damn you Fruit of The Loom!!! Damn you!!!

tightey-whiteys by plasticman June 9, 2004

tightey whitey

white bitch pussy

tightey whitey

tightey whitey by the cooler penguin27 November 13, 2021

tightey-whiteys 

The underpants of choice for those men who's testicles start to "hang low". Men's equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. Fights gravity for older men.

"Once he's done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. Ive seen men with testicles that hang down to their knees!"

Quote from a retired nurse

tightey-whiteys by Atulia Greene January 9, 2007

Tightey Whitey

A racial slur for White People

See those Tightey Whiteys over there?

Tightey Whitey by Mr Plague Doctor November 24, 2025

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

we are tighter than bark on a tree by Gninja237 June 18, 2017