teshed 

Being sideswiped with an unexpected comment or gesture, while you're already down. Being teshed has an emotional component to the unexpected sideswipeness, unlike being "sheshed".

"When I told her I loved her, she dumped me. And then when I was crying, she kicked me in the balls."

Reply: "Wow guy you got maad teshed"

teshed by cwiggum October 9, 2007

teshed 

Being heavily under the influence of alcohol. Usually to the point of not remembering your actions.

"Where did you go last night?"

"I can't remember, i was teshed!"

teshed by LambdaSig August 25, 2011

Tished 

To be slapped in the face with huge tits. Sometimes the result of which is a black eye.

I just got Tished in the face!

Tished by Shaunithan May 24, 2008

teshed 

to be completely and utterly wankered beyond repair/ pissed/ shit-faced.

derived from the Lambda Sigma fraternity (University of Lincoln) whose main initiation task is to remove letter 'H' from the pub THE SHED, to create TESHED.

'I was so teshed last night, I went for a naked swim in the Brayford with the Chicken Cottage staff. STANDARD BANTER'

teshed by mulz69 August 25, 2011

Tished out 

To be a psychopath with numerous dicks in you at the same time. Also numbers these dicks by revelance. Kyle is always number 1 and the billionaires are under him and Justin is fluctuating.

Man... she or he is all fuckin Tished out today! Wish she’d deflate those Tished out tits!

Tished out by Thehammer October 2, 2018

titshed 

When you're so angry at someone, and want to call them a shithead, but they are too stupid to just be called that. First originated with White people in Pekin, Illinois.

Quit being such a titshed, and listen to me.
God you're a stupid titshed.

titshed by Titshed April 1, 2022

Teshed 

Getting ignored by someone.

"She teshed real quick...i didn't even look at her"

Teshed by L.Junior January 14, 2018