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1 definition by mulz69

to be completely and utterly wankered beyond repair/ pissed/ shit-faced.

derived from the Lambda Sigma fraternity (University of Lincoln) whose main initiation task is to remove letter 'H' from the pub THE SHED, to create TESHED.
'I was so teshed last night, I went for a naked swim in the Brayford with the Chicken Cottage staff. STANDARD BANTER'
by mulz69 August 23, 2011