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tick'd that box

expression used following the completion of a heinous act to lessen the shame and conversely gain respect from mates
kevin: what did you do last night ?
steve: took a shit in an alley and fucked a fat chick..................tick'd that box
steve: respect

steve: kev where have you been?
kevin: getting fucked by a horse.....................tick'd that box
steve: respect
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Tick Dick 

a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long
I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick
Tick Dick by JDL32895 August 6, 2008

tick damage 

1- In fighting games, the kind of damage (usually around 1 percent of his/her life meter per hit) that your opponent suffers when he/she blocks a special attack. Characters such as Blanka, Honda, Sakura, and Chun Li (as well as others with multi-hit supers) are especially known for being able to utilize this as a major form of their offense. For some characters (coughCABLE) this is exaggerated to an absolutely preposterous degree. (see AHVB)

2- Any small or slight amount of damage
"Keep turtling; I'll just tick damage you to death with A-Sakura."

"I bumped into the car behind me while trying to get out of my parking space, but luckily all my bumper incurred was tick damage."
tick damage by Batrastard July 11, 2003

Tick Dease 

A spoonerism of the term 'Dick Tease'. Often used as an ineffective code for 'Dick Tease' so as not to offend.
Friend 1: So how was the date with Stacey last night?

Friend 2: Aw man she is such a...

(Stacey approaches)

Friend 2: She is such a Tick Dease. (wink)
Tick Dease by Mr. Christoffelees February 2, 2010

3-tick-dick-flick 

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

tick dick 

Guy whose dick swells due to the bite of a tick. Dick usually appears angry for 3 weeks.
Jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick dick. Now its the size of a pepperoni.
tick dick by D.D.T. May 29, 2006

tick dick 

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.
I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne
tick dick by Songdefiner November 29, 2016