Trump Care

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.

OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.

Trump Care by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

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trump card

The final resort but often the easiest way out.
You're most powerful option in succeeding at anything in life.
Unfortunately, once used, the trump card can rarely be used on the same person again. If reused it will rarely be as powerful.

Bill Gates: And then I played my Trump Card.
Your Boss: Sorry John, I can't give you time off work again. You're grandmother died 5 times last year...
John: Looks like I overplayed my Trump Card

trump card by Raving Professor No Legs April 25, 2007

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trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one

His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.

trump card by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2010

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Trump Card

1. To negate something that's has been established

2.A grandiose way of saying Broke.

1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.

2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."

Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."

Trump Card by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017

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Trump Card

A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.

"I was going to fuck that bitch but she wanted a Trump Card."

Trump Card by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017

Trump Card

1. To negate something that's has be established

2.A grandiose way of saying Broke.

1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.

2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."

Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."

Trump Card by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017

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