1 definition by dorrance_durden

A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.
"I was going to fuck that bitch but she wanted a Trump Card."
by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017
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