1.) A Slang Term For Clothing

2.) A Post On The Internet Primarily A Forum.

3.) A Piece Of String/ Cloth
John: Dude Did You Read My Thread About My Threads Being Composed Of Threads.

Helen: Can You Not Talk Like A Fucking Retard?
by KillerPooMuffin May 9, 2011
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When someone kills a thread with the perfect answer. Therefore there is no reason for this thread to still be open.
Random guy seeking sex advices: How would I go about approaching an Islamic girl at college?

Random Guy #2: With a Bomb Squad.

Randomg Guy #3: /thread
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hey, don't touch the threads
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Called khite in Arabic and fatlah in Egyptian, it's a less common method in the West for removing hair at the root, used primarily on facial hair. Rows of stray hairs are yanked out with twists of cotton thread.

The process involves a cotton thread which is wound around fingers and twisted so as to create a knot. The thread is then scraped across the face when the hairs are caught by the knot and pulled from the follicle/root creating a smooth skin. This form of hair removal produces the same results as Waxing but is less painful. The practitioner holds one end of the cotton thread in his or her teeth and the other in the left hand. The middle is looped through the index and middle fingers of the right hand. The practitioner then uses the loop to trap a series of unwanted hairs and pull them from the skin. There are also devices made that can hold the thread during the procedure.

Everytime hair is removed by the follicle/root, the root which forms again moves up the skin layer and eventually, with regular threading, it reaches the skin surface when the follicle becomes so weak that it can not grow & hold root anymore and so disappears altogether.

This form of hair removal is hygienic, does not require chemicals, batteries or electricity. Inexpensive, fast, neat, considered less painful than plucking for many. Good for eyebrows and facial hair. Like plucking, results can last up to two to four weeks.

Can be painful and cause itching afterwards. Side effects can include folliculitis, a bacterial infection in the hair follicles, skin reddening or puffiness, and changes in skin pigment.
I need my upper lip threading again!
I don't like waxing or shaving I need to find someone who does threading!
by Phoenix_on_the_Wrekin February 21, 2007
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A way of justifying an extremely shitty opinion
The US government should abolish all laws preventing all forms of murder
A Thread:
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A boy/girl who is to afraid to talk to the opposite sex about out of school activities. The thread group is a confidence booster for those who don't talk to the opposite sex and provides a sense of camaraderie/fraternity among other threads. A term associated with threads is thread shock. Thread shock is defined as the condition in which a person is too stunned to talk to the opposite gender that he/she doesn't reply. The hierarchy of threads is as follows from top to bottom: Thread Founder, Thread God, Thread Prophet, Thread Legacy (in the case that you are related to a former thread member), and Thread Star. The secret handshake of the Thread is fist-pounding yourself or high-fiving yourself after someone else high-fives or fist-pounds you, which serves as a symbol for the elevated sense of confidence one receives when among other threads.
Thread Shock:

Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?

Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.

Thread Life:

Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?

Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread
by TheyCallMeTheIllest April 25, 2013
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another word for cocaine.
Etymology: a line of cocaine resembles a piece of white thread
'fellas, does anyone crank some thread by the church benches?'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'
by further mathematician June 15, 2018
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