by saladass1200 March 11, 2017
by Neil October 22, 2003
what you learn from somebody that you did not know; a true feeling or emotion that has never been expressed
by dr122 December 6, 2009
Auds: "You know Weller?"
Noah: "You mean me?"
Auds: "Yeah- you're hella cute"
Noah: "Yooo facts?"
Auds: "It's the truth. And you've got a big dick too"
Noah: "Are you simping for me right now?"
Auds: "Big time :)"
Noah: "You mean me?"
Auds: "Yeah- you're hella cute"
Noah: "Yooo facts?"
Auds: "It's the truth. And you've got a big dick too"
Noah: "Are you simping for me right now?"
Auds: "Big time :)"
by Weller's Simp March 26, 2020
1. Something that most people believe.
2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.
2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.
1. Son, are you a cigarett smoker, and you better tell me the TRUTH.
2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.
B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.
A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).
2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.
B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.
A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).
by CapitolistPig July 4, 2005
A term invoked by illiterates, BS artists, nut jobs, and the gullible in the hopes that their assuredness will persuade anyone who dissents from their dogmatic beliefs from questioning their claims.
by Grandmastershek May 24, 2015
Word that is the opposite of a lie. But according to Huey from The Boondocks, the truth is that Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the (US) government has been lying to us about 9/11.
Huey: Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the government has been lying to us about 9/11.
Granddad: (Wakes him up from his dream) Huey, how many times did I tell you to not even DREAM about tellin' white people the truth?
Granddad: (Wakes him up from his dream) Huey, how many times did I tell you to not even DREAM about tellin' white people the truth?
by GunnyMan4 March 29, 2017