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When your jeans are a little tight around the thigh, and you get that very specific tear.
Person 1: Ooh, your jeans have torn a little at the thigh
Person 2: Uh-oh, it seems this pair has gotten a little thight
Thight by MaxXylophone September 3, 2019

Thigh Burn

A condition that occurs as a result of the thighs on an obese inidividual rubbing together during extended period of running.
In order to lose weight, John decided to run to KFC, however on the way there, he got a bad case of thigh burn due to the friction of his thighs rubbing against each other.
Thigh Burn by Masterboner September 10, 2012

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

thighlors 

Those people are thighlors. They really need therapy.

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

Thicc Thighs

Proof that god exists