The act of going to therapy or administering therapy. Mainly used in a negative context by someone who is not telling their therapist the whole truth or a therapist who should have taken up another profession.
That therapist is not qualified to be therapying anyone because their life is in shambles.
Any kind of alcoholic beverage designed to provide stress relief, attitude adjustment, or relaxation, especially at the end of a long, trying day or at the end of a long, trying relationship
"This day is never going to end, but when it does, I'm heading next door for a good, stiff theratini."
"I've decided that I'm putting myself back out there. I'm going to start with an ice-cold theratini."