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3 definitions by bunn28

 
1.
As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"

"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."

"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
by bunn28 January 04, 2010
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2.
The declaration that you will deliberately not watch something on television. As if you had a DVR that would avoid recording shows of dubious merit or that just plain stink.
"Dude, 'Dancing With the Stars Vs. Food' is on tonight."
"Yeah, I think I'll negativo that."
by bunn28 December 27, 2009
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3.
Any kind of alcoholic beverage designed to provide stress relief, attitude adjustment, or relaxation, especially at the end of a long, trying day or at the end of a long, trying relationship
"This day is never going to end, but when it does, I'm heading next door for a good, stiff theratini."

"I've decided that I'm putting myself back out there. I'm going to start with an ice-cold theratini."
by bunn28 August 18, 2010
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