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Any kind of alcoholic beverage designed to provide stress relief, attitude adjustment, or relaxation, especially at the end of a long, trying day or at the end of a long, trying relationship
"This day is never going to end, but when it does, I'm heading next door for a good, stiff theratini."

"I've decided that I'm putting myself back out there. I'm going to start with an ice-cold theratini."
by bunn28 August 18, 2010
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