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Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.
You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???
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Hunt for the Wilderpeople

A majestical film born and set in New Zealand, directed by the stylish Taika Waititi. It's a touching, hilarious story of transcending loss to find belonging. There are even some great haikus read in the film.
I've seen the film Hunt for the Wilderpeople 23 times; it's that good! I'll even lend you my Hulu login information so that you can watch it, too!

The Wilkerson 

The act of violently and randomly smashing something to the ground, either out of a persons hands or from a surface. Commonly done to books in people's hands, cups full of liquid, or any possession that one may carry.
I was walking down the hallway when a random dude came up and did the Wilkerson on my slushy.
The Wilkerson by Bernie King March 8, 2011

The Welder 

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.
I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.
The Welder by Sandrab August 2, 2011

The Wilmer Effect

1. To employ the tactic of ignoring an interested female for the sole purpose of gaining leverage by displaying indifference

2. The behavior of a female when attention starved and desperate for said attention

3. The process of courting or swooning a female by process of "Choppa"

4. Being so "Choppa" a bitch loses her goddamn mind
That chick is so dumb, must be suffering from the Wilmer Effect.

strangling the wildebeest 

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.
"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

The Wilberforce School 

A maximum security prison located in New Jersey. The wardens there are known for being extraordinarily strict, sometimes disregarding their own human morality and denying the inmates basic necessities of life (i.e. blinds, electricity, free Chick Fil A Sauces, etc.) Most importantly, however, it houses notorious criminals such as Matt’ Hew and Michelin Pumpernickel, who have both been convicted of several war crimes.
“Oh Yeah, that place, The Wilberforce School. I heard they beat an inmate half to death for asking why the prison couldn’t afford free Chick Fil A sauces or $20 blinds.”