Four dancing, outrageously flamboyant millionaire Australian pedophiles/faggots who you wish painful death upon when you see, and wonder why they are allowed to be seen by children, but more, you wonder what dumbfuck parent takes their kids to see the wiggles, OR what retarded kid WANTS to watch the Wiggles. If you think Barney is bad, you ain't seen anything. This show has pink in every scene. These guys SCREAM homosexuality, and the people who think its "oh it's just what makes kids happy" ARE GAY TOO. AND Stupid. Most likely picks up on tons of hot, single moms too (Hey, they probably dig the mommy ass just as much, most faggots do), and makes millions of dollars writing songs with lyrics like "Do the Monkey!" when a kid in a Monkey Suit comes out, on a neverending quest to put subliminal sexual ideas in children's minds, while you slave away for your food.
Don't you idiots understand, the Wiggles are damned pedophiles!! They are there to encourage children to act like them!!! When the part of the "Children's version" comes on, they ACT JUST LIKE THEM!!! The animated dancing Mexicans part is trying to promote homosexuality!! Wake the fuck up! If you can't see it blatantly, you're retarded.
by exposerofpedos July 28, 2008

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A wildly popular Australian musical group that targets toddlers, fashioned after The Monkees and H.R. Pufnstuff. The characters are played by attractive middle-aged men, which also appeals to the mothers of the toddlers. Often assumed as gay by those outside their target audience (the fact that their target audience is of an age that doesn't comprehend sexual orientation makes the issue irrelevant; however four of them are married with children - yet another facet that makes them attractive to moms).
Greg and Anthony Wiggle never go out into the audience during a Wiggles concert because they might cause a stampede of horny moms.

Although their songs have names such as "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear," and "Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist," The Wiggles have produced some of the best contemporary pop music.
by Eyris September 22, 2006

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They are 4 australin men. Who make good musice for childern. They have 4 friends who help them. Dorothy the rose eatting dinosore, Henry the octopus, wags the dog and captain feathersword, The friendly pirate (Who has a wife and a kid)
ALL 4 OF THEM ARE MARRIED TO WOMEN (I have pics to prove it). THE WIGGLES ARE NOT HOMOSEXUALS.
I like the wiggles. so sue me.
The wiggles are not homosexuals
by KMDarland September 11, 2005

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A tv show/music group from Australia for toddlers.
If you think the Wiggles are gay, then you are too old to be watching them and you need to get a life.
by Maria Wiggle September 22, 2006

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A wonderfully overly cheerful group of australian men who entertain children - include that amazingly sexy Anthony Feild!
pour some honey on the wiggles
by paulet July 12, 2006

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the devil's music.very contreverisal lyrics focusing on satan's puppy.
the wiggles are the devil!
by futuramafan January 19, 2008

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the most immiture thing to be dissing on this site. for god sakes, for all you 12 year olds out there saying "oh, the wiggles suck", grow the hell up. its a kid band for fucks sake. just like spongebob is a show for kids your age. its not like the wiggles want YOU to watch, its meant for toddlers and 10 year olds. and for the fag who posted the 2nd definition on the first page, i hope your reading this too, because you are a dumb fucker.
MIDDLE SCHOOL KID: the wiggles suck! green day all the way!
ME: dumbass
MIDDLE SCHOOL KID: *crys*
ME: hehe
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When you smoke too much weed and your eyes start to twitch.
Oh man he is so stoned. Look at him. He has the wiggles!
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