The Hartford Whaler 

The Hartford Whaler begins in a sexual position where a female is stripped naked with her hands behind her back, flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat. The male stands behind her with an erection trying to stick a hole like a harpoon, while screaming AHOY!

My girl wanted a beach fantasy so I tied her hands behind her back and did The Hartford Whaler

The Hartford Whaler by Spillaneyourlegs October 16, 2021

The Sperm Whaler 

Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.

(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)

I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.

The Sperm Whaler by xbadxonex February 22, 2008

the dirty whaler 

“Dirty Whaler” (noun): A person who engages in loud and conspicuous masturbation, typically only when they are alone at home. This term is also synonymous with an Alaskan.

Zach thought he had the house to himself, but his roommates returned early and caught him in the act—confirming once and for all that he was, indeed, the Dirty Whaler.

the dirty whaler by Jordan Boh March 2, 2025

Shave the Whales 

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

Shave the Whales by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

Save the Whales Syndrome by johnp May 2, 2014

squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

squid and the whale'd by slole1 October 15, 2011

Save the Whales 

A general expression to summarize all environmentalist aims. It is usually used mockingly, cynically, or sarcastically.

Person 1: I'm going to Mexico to help plant trees.

Person 2: (rolling eyes) Ya, Save the Whales.

Save the Whales by LetsGoSavetheWhales July 6, 2008