The prize inside 

When ever you find something indelible in something edible

Person 1: Ah man! I found a scabby band aid in my burger!
Person 2: That's called the prize inside

The prize inside by Apolloslyre44 February 12, 2015

Rise for the prize 

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

Rise for the prize by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Eyes on the prize dump 

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

Eyes on the prize dump by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

Guess the size see the prize 

A game in which men or women try to guess the size of a certain body part and upon guessing correctly the person whose body part was guessed, must show that body part to the guesser.

Hey I bet if we get Jason to play guess the size see the prize with us we may be able to score some pics of his fine ass gf.

Guess the size see the prize by slidingsteve September 19, 2017

winning the prize 

Succeeding in doing something which would be extremely cool, but in fact doesn't work, which fact should be obvious.

"Imprint Time Walk on Isochron Scepter. Good game?"
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."

winning the prize by Hukuma Xpyweb September 4, 2004

winning the prize 

The act of obtaining the correct answer to a task, only to be rewarded with nothing.

Stu: Yo so I took the mackin' to this Catholic bitch, ne?

John: Seen, ese.

Stu: And I give her da trinkets and shit, but no goosie.

John: LOL! Vato... YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!

Stu: ....

John: NO PRIZE!!!!

*slams hand down VERY forcefully on desk*

winning the prize by Theeph June 2, 2003

winning the prize 

Relevant only during the Year of the Cormorant The act of not in fact winning a prize, or indeed any form of reward.

"You think that's funny huh? Well this is the Year of the Cormorant! Do you realise that?"
"Yes sir"
*suppressed laughter*
"YOU WIN THE PRIZE!"
...
"w-"
"THERE'S NO PRIZE!!!"

winning the prize by Apotheosis June 1, 2003