Theeph's definitions

biffing plate

The area of a chick's ass that a male's Jackson Pollocks hit off when he bangs her

I sat down on my sandwich.
Now it's flatter than Jenna's biffing plate.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

Kris Campbell

Da Phatt mastah o' da polypipe sword, yo?

I went to Kamp Kaz, where Kris Campbell cleft mine skull in twain like a motherfucker. It was off the heazy.

by Theeph June 11, 2006

Year of the Cormorant

An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics.

Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah

Stu: *groan*

*John looks at Stu who grins*

John & Stu: SEE THE HERESY ALIVE! APPROPRIATION STANDING IN THE WAY OF ALL CREATION! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? DON'T WORRY! THIS IS.... THA YERA THA CORMORANT!

(please note... this should not be attempted by amateurs)

by Theeph June 2, 2003

SKTTSOTH

An anogram of "Snap kick to the side of the head"

I was walking along the other day when Kris Campbell busted out his phat Wu-Tang-Fu and SKTTSOTH'd my ass to tha wall.

by Theeph June 1, 2003

gikkle

A much cuter way of giggling.
The "KK" must be whispered in the back of your throat for ultimate effect. Takes practice.

Angry mob: We gonna mess j00!

John: Is't possible?!

Stu: We are lost!

*John and Stu exchange conspirital grins*

John and Stu: gikkle!!

Angry mob: Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

*Angry mob turns on itself*

by Theeph June 3, 2003

Femofo

Female equivalant of Mofo.
Used for emphasis.
Also possibly a type of multivitamin

God*damn*... some red haired, pony tailed white boy just ran the fuck over my shoes more than a femofo

by Theeph June 3, 2003

BRRRRR!!!!

An expression of extreme vehemence, to sugesst strong feeling, or experience upon a certain topic.

I saw his sister, and my dick was like this!! *raises arm forcefully*
BRRRRR!!!!

by Theeph April 27, 2006