Shoplift the Pooty 

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

Shoplift the Pooty by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

Shoplift the Pooty 

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

Shoplift the Pooty by dr p August 6, 2010

The poopy doopy 

Act of putting ones buttocks over anothers face and girate with a smelly butt as a wrestling move.

The opponent choked out after the poopy doopy was used.

The poopy doopy by jsimm435 January 19, 2008

Hijack the Pooty 

To get in a girls pants using false pretense or manipulation

C'mon man, you hijacked the pooty. Admit it.
"Jerry McGuire"

Hijack the Pooty by Davis Bernie May 24, 2005

Simba sue the poopy rue

A dog that is extremely stupid

My dog is a simba sue the poopy rue

Simba sue the poopy rue by Simba sue February 14, 2021

Shoplift the Pooty 

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

Shoplift the Pooty by Magikman May 28, 2004

the poopy dance 

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.

i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.

the poopy dance by bumbleclot January 2, 2009