The Playground Effect

When you were a little kid and you wanted to play on one of the elements of a public playground however some other kid was already using it. Therefore in order to drive the other child off of that component of the playground without outwardly saying something, you would stand there next to them and wait until they felt awkward enough to leave. After they left you could enjoy that slide or swing until someone else came along and decided to playground effect you!

We noticed that both volleyball courts were occupied, so we decided to use the playground effect so that the occupants would eventually stray away.

The Playground Effect by Andy Chalor April 21, 2020

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Keep it on the playground

To realize that you’re not able to play with the big kids, or sit at at the big girl table. So you stay where you’re familiar and can play with those who share a common theme, children on the playground.

She was trying to come for me but I saw that her closure was not melted, she better keep it on the playground.

Trump think this little $1200 gonna make me vote for his ass, he needs to keep it on the playground and send another one.

Keep it on the playground by Viqtoria May 22, 2020

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Snake in the Playground

When a dude has sex with a hot chick in her "pee hole", yes the one she pees out of. Could also be called "droppin' snakes in the playground". That is all.

Hey man, I was with my girl last night. I totally put the snake in the playground. It rocked.

Snake in the Playground by Dustino the Great December 11, 2006