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The Phenomenauts 

(n) Imagine if the Stray Cats, the Ventures, the Kinks and Devo were galactic pioneers, and joined forces to defend earth"s right to "rocket roll". The Phenomenauts, hailing from the San Francisco Bay Area, combine the sounds of pop, psychobilly, and rock-n- roll with a witty, Sci-Fi outer space theme. The band has just recorded their first full-length release, titled, "Rockets and Robots." In the studio, the quartet honed the technical aspects of their vision, and were able to encapsulate their zany energy into the finished product. The Phenomenauts are becoming infamous for their "commando-style" street performances, in which they set up in front of big venues such as the legendary Fillmore, and perform for the crowds leaving the show. They've hit every major venue in San Francisco, as well as numerous street fairs. Their most recent commando performance took place at the annual California Music Awards, where the band snuck in to the backstage VIP area and set up their battery-powered equipment. They played 3 songs before security asked them to stop, realizing they could not unplug them. They went on to join partygoers, many of whom expressed admiration for their bravery.

Commander Angel Nova,vocals/guitar; born in a space-hippy commune in the Oregon System, with strong moral fiber, a former Junior Space Patrol Cadet. He keeps a hollogram of his Mother nearby. A distinguished veteran of the Energy Wars and as born leader, he is especially suited for his command.

Major Jimmy Boom, drums; was forced to defend himself on a desert planet in the harsh climate of the Arizona System after his parents crashed their sand thruster. He was recovered and placed in the Phenomenauts Junior Space Patrol Acadamy. and he quickly rose in the ranks to become the youngest Major ever to pilot a class C Phenomabomber.

Captain Chreehos, stand-up bass; He is the strong, quiet type. His protective eyewear and bald head are a result of years of exposure to the full spectral radiation on his home planet in the Havian System.

Corporal Joe Bot vocals/guitar; was a child prodigy, he graduated from The Einstein Institute with a degree in Quantum Mechanics at the age of 12 at the top of his class. He was later involved in a freak accident while jumping on the bed where he lost the top part of his head to a ceiling fan.

Professor Greg Arius is a specialist in Bio-mechanics at The Einstein Institute and an anti-ceiling fan activist. He worked around the clock to invent the first working Therimatic Helmerator. The device , although still a prototype, has saved the mortality of his star pupil Corp. JoeBot.

Cadet Orbit, the highly trained and super intelegent security and trick specialist.

The Phenomenauts set the tone for a rising subculture of fans who want less cynicism and more celebration. They have also engineered their own line of Phenoma-gadgets. The streamerator, a tricked-out leaf blower, blasts a whole roll of toilet paper out into the crowd in a few seconds. They have also customized their own Phenoma-vehicles, bringing their space image to the streets. The Phenoma-Bomber, more space ship than 83 Dodge van, is accompanied by the Phenomenator, the smaller scout ship that features rocket fins and dual-quad thrusters.
Guy 1: "Are you going to The Phenomenauts show tonight?"

Guy 2: "Yes."
The Phenomenauts by Riley July 20, 2004
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026