The Pat 

The greatest fantasy football league that has ever been created. Some refer to it as only a celebration of bafoonery, whist the wise understand and respect it for what it is….perfection.

“Have you heard about “The Pat?”

“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”

The Pat by Patcommish September 4, 2021

the pat 

The act of checking both your front pockets with your hands without actaully going inside the pocket to make sure you have everything. Includes checking for your cell phone, wallet, keys, etc. (usually all of these). If you don't feel the items you are looking for you may move onto checking your other pockets.

Before I left I did the pat to make sure I had everything

the pat by EFarr November 29, 2007

The Pat Benatar 

While receiving fellatio, you give a female a short hair cut. Upon climax you have said female sing "hit me with your best shot" as you cum on her new do........fire awaaaaaaaaaaay!

Justins mom loves The Pat Benatar. Shes a good singer.

The Pat Benatar by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009

the pat sullivan 

when you jerk four times in one day
withoput lotion or lubricant resulting in sores on your penis

"hey rasheed, i jerked off 4 times saturday without loition and now i have asore on it" , pat sullivan

the pat sullivan by sheed April 23, 2005

The Pat McAfee Show 

The best show on YouTube hosted by the NFLs greatest punter ever!

I am currently watching The Pat McAfee Show with the boys.

The Pat McAfee Show by DK MetcaIf December 4, 2020

The Pat Borders 

The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.

The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.

The Pat Borders by theruuturegime July 15, 2007

The Pat Sajak

The act of becoming sexually aroused while spinning on an office chair in the center of a circle of naked women while using the penis to slap the posteriors of said women. General practice is that upon stopping of the spin, intercourse is had to the point where the objective woman utters as many vowel sounds as possible.

I never expected to do The Pat Sajak while at the swingers party last night.

The Pat Sajak by Slash Nguyen May 20, 2011