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The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
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The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.
Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit 

A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!
The Ohio Butthole tickling bandit tickled me until I shat in his hand!

The Ohio State University 

A university located in Columbus Ohio. A member of a conference of universities of whom ALL of which are ranked within the top 30 public universities in the nation, a fact which no other conference can claim to, especially the SEC, which only has one school which is worth a shit. Ohio State prides itself in being a university that does more than recruit good college football players, because as it turns out, in the big scheme of things winning football games and hiesman trophies doesn't really mean shit. Though ironically, Ohio State has won more games and heisman trophies than almost anyone.
Oh, you care about what you do with your life AFTER college? Go to The Ohio State University or another Big Ten school

the ohio treatment 

a sexual act where one partner takes drugs while getting a handjob from another partner all the while talking about a subject eventually giving someone a fetish for the topic
"I gave my GF the Ohio treatment and now she has a thing for doorknobs"

The Ohio Trifecta

When you complete a Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Bowtie, and Columbus Coif in your sexual endeavors.
I can finally check the Ohio Trifecta off my sexual bucket list .

The Ohio Red Ring 

When you get ridiculously drunk and run a train on all of your brothers friends
Oh god their so drunk their about to do the Ohio red ring !
The Ohio Red Ring by The first toe December 31, 2022