2 definitions by MonkeyFucker9000

The ohio butthole tickling bandit

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.

Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week

by MonkeyFucker9000 February 17, 2023

Retarded Retard

A retard that is so retarded that they are more retarded than the condition of retardation itself.

Candice Dickfitinyomouth: Is there even a retarded retard?
Joe Mama: Check that fucker there.
Hugh Jass: DuerRRw. Dreuurur!

by MonkeyFucker9000 March 1, 2023