Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:

- swamp ass
- duck butter

Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"
by Freddy B. January 8, 2008
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When you see someone or something that makes you feel a lot of feels and you feel as if you are melting.
"When I read that fluff fanfic I was literally melting."
by raxacoricofallapatorian November 5, 2015
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A word typically used by gamers to describe the act of destroying the enemy ruthlessly.
player 1: did you see that other player? he just eliminated the entire enemy team!

player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!
by dirtgore September 18, 2019
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The process of dying a little inside when seeing someone attractive.
Rachael Katz+Max Cahn and no shirt= melting...nuff said
by djkittykatzpur October 28, 2011
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A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.
"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"
by Wank doctor August 29, 2017
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When you're just so loved up with your bf/gf that you feel like your heart is melting
Guy: You mean the world to me
Girl: Awh, my heart is melting
by Cait.lin March 31, 2020
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When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.
'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019
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