7 definitions by Dr. Novice

Scottish handshake

A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.

Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Wide-eye

Asian slur against Euro types, making fun of their unusually large eyes and possible naivete.

Hey Soon-Yi look at those wide-eyes, that dish is definitely not gluten free haha

by Dr. Novice April 3, 2021

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Snowman

A person who seems like a sesh warrior, yet morning after morning can be found sprawling on the grass, absolutely melted

'Hey snowman it's 10am, get a Scottish handshake down ya, don't melt away again!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Melted

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted

'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice April 19, 2018