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The Jelly Meister 

A Fat Twat Whos Named The Jelly Meister
“That Fat Twat Luca Is The Jelly Meister
The Jelly Meister by VoidsHere_ November 3, 2023

The stubb-meister-general 

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!

Maddy and The Mister 

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!

the mister purps 

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.
" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.
the mister purps by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

The Mister Lister 

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides
I just did the mister lister on my sister!

The __ mister

This is used to define a sex predator. The blank is the name of the person who is the sex predator.
Ay its the __ mister!
The __ mister by Vikstar456 March 30, 2023