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The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.
" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.
by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

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