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1.
If you're not the Koes, you aren't shit.

MAN UP!
the Koes: Hey baby, wanna dance?
girl: Ew, no! Security!
the Koes: I have a nine inch dick.
girl: Penetrate me, cockboy.
by greg February 01, 2005
 
2.
An African dance involving shaking ones' hips from side to side.
"Oh man, she's doing the Theko."
by froommate April 08, 2013